How to lounge

Feeling stressed from a long day at kindergarten or summer programs? Too much time in the pool? Did you create artistic masterpieces all day long and now need a break. Well, the Marvelous Miss B is an expert at just this thing.

Three seconds after entering the house, you must change into your loungewear. This consists of:

  • Nightgown (the lime green with stylized Siamese cats–some of them wink!)
  • Soft pants (No jeans, no shorts, but cozy knit pants of some type. We like pink with stripes.)
  • Pink bathrobe with rhinestones on the collar
  • Bed socks (We recommend the Hello Kitty ones.)
  • Purple slippers (with fuzzy insides)

On the wish list (as soon as Mommy is sufficiently worn down):

  • Satin sleeping mask from Claire’s.

Proceed to lounge. Sometimes it helps to dress up a friend in bedclothes. We recommend the teddy bear.

For advanced loungers: the right combination of cuteness and sleepiness can result in those around you bringing you a snack. Use this technique sparingly. Those around you may catch on.

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5 responses to “How to lounge

  1. I think we all could take some lessons from the Marvelous Miss B. I, for one, have been horribly remiss in acquiring any Hello Kitty bed socks…

  2. Oh my gosh, this had me hooting. I will certainly turn to Miss B. the next time I need fashion advice (which is constantly, actually). ;-)

  3. I like Miss B’s lounging ideas. I have Hello Kitty jammies so for a complete wardrobe, I’ll just have to run out and pick up a pair of Hello Kitty bed socks. :-)

  4. Amy

    LOL! Miss B has the right idea!

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